Woot, phoenix downed.
Achei isso no DA, assinatura dum peão aí:
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chick walks into a bar
chick: I’ll date any man who uses liver and cheese in the same sentence
dude1: i love liver and cheese
dude 2: i don’t like liver but i like cheese as much as you
me: Hay liver alone cheese mine!!
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Perdi 1 minuto da minha vida. D:
